Why do I watch this crap?

Its my first blog, and I have nothing interesting to say, so I figured I'd point out the flaws in my some of my favorite T.V. shows.




Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

I love this show, I watch it every week, but after the last episode I watched I realized that the show is seeming to take a will they or won't they turn between John Connor and a freakin robot! And I'm sitting there like a little bitch hoping that they realize how much they love each other and run off and raise a litter of ipods together. But in reality that would be the dead fishiest sex you could ever imagine. Then again she could download a program to learn how to fake it, but who knows.



Heroes

Another one of my favorites. X-men without the cool names and flamboyant leotards.

The one thing that stands out most to me on this show is the blatant use of the super happy naive Japanese man on waaaaay too many antidepressants stereotype that is Hiro Nakamura. But he makes me laugh, so what the hell. (And at least he doesn't have a camera.)



House

Who doesn't love that wacky doctor who doesn't give a crap and doesn't give a crap who knows it. Except that anybody who was unfortunate enough to come across a doctor like this in real life would immediately proceed to stick his cane up his ass, hook end first of course, and/or sue for mental duress. Besides the fact that he doesn't seem to be that great to me anyway. He has his employees think of all the theories, run all the tests, and break into the people's houses while they are in the hospital. He then tries everything he and everybody else can think of until he runs out of ideas, gets a self righteous lecture from Wilson for stealing his lunch, and magically figures it out. But somehow it just works.



Boston Legal

Funny. But they could make a more realistic show that would only last 30 seconds. After about the 5th word out of his mouth the judge could find him in contempt of court and send him straight to jail, Roll Credits! They can show it at the commercial break during Lost.



Pushing Daisies

This show looks like it was directed by Tim Burton after 2 1/2 bottles of Prozac and a Paxil chaser. Its Dr. Seuss meets the Walgreens commercials. The fast paced dialogue is reminiscent of the conversations Trixie and Speed Racer used to have. To be honest, I have no idea why I like this show, just one of those things I guess.